• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

ask-invincigirl-and-family:

This blogger, itssakuraharuno, is suicidal! I need a load of signal boosts to stop this! PLEASE HELP ME! I don’t want to lose her… :’(

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lifeismymuse:

theoriginalspike:

sexytardis:

thefoxxybenedict:

kitbuckle:

you-should-be-writing:

insideonemind:

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

FOREVER REBLOG

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

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Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

Also Harry’s face.

this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

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birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

  • mumbling
  • not smiling
  • trailing off
  • crossing my arms
  • looking angry even though im not angry
  • the fact i cant even socialize
  • the fact im me

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naturallysereboo:

hapinesssinmisery:

Imagine A World Without Hate

THIS IS AN AMAZING POST AND I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. 

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gimme-souls:

andrewgary-scott:


you-are-another-me:


“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”
(source: Council of World Elders)


Oh my


lhjhcxgjhc

gimme-souls:

andrewgary-scott:

you-are-another-me:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. 
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado!
 ”

(source: Council of World Elders)

Oh my

lhjhcxgjhc

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ask-cosplay-teen-america:

hurlold:

deb-ultimatefangirloftheuniverse:

askthemariobros:

Number one rule of Tumblr:

ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.

If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.

woop woop party time up in here yo. 

He looks like that guy off of glee in the wheel chair.

Always reblog.

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ATTENTION DOCTOR WHO AND SHERLOCK FANDOMS

project-assbutt:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. CODE RED.

THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM HAS FALLEN.

THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS DEAD.

THE END IS COMING.

PREPARE YOUR BATTLE STATIONS.

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blogofawesomeasksandprus:

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror’s reflection
I’m dancing with myself

When there’s no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I’m dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let’s sink another drink
‘Cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
And I’ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let’s sink another drink
‘Cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
And I’ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance

[Scat]

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let’s sink another drink
‘Cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
And I’ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
Dancing by Myself- Billy Idol 

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themasterslover:

a-bipolar-bear:

david-tennant-omg:

tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

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IT’S CHARGING

you’re either a complete genius

or

you should be burnt at the stake…

so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad?

i swear if we didn’t spent so much time on tumblr we could really change the world forever

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